Monday, August 22, 2011

Here it is: The Minnesota Ten Commanments

1. Der's only one God, ya know.
2. Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3. Cussin' ain't Minnesota nice.
4.  Go to church, even when your up nort.
5. Honor your folks.
6. Don't kill.  Catch and release.
7.  There's only one Lena for every Ole.  No cheatin!
8. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Don't be braggin about how much snow you shoveled.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.

Posted via email from Brad Reis